February 2012
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Feb 22nd
imagine a boot stamping on a face, eternally
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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“Spilling something/too intense”
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Accidentally partially melted ANOTHER kitchen accessory, Ugh Why
Feb 22nd
You know what they say: unlucky in love, unlucky with fruit
Feb 21st
Jerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?
Feb 21st
Realized today explicitly what i think i already knew, which is that the last time i Took Care of Myself, health-wise, was when i was in a steady relationship, Ugh how atypically typical
Feb 21st
Feb 20th
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I heard Dead Guy With Two Names present Dead Guy’s Music Thing in Year at Chicago Place
Feb 20th
Can someone invite me to the cindy sherman opening plz??
Feb 20th
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Ugh some presidents’ day, whole lot of Not Good News :( :( :(
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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the overeducated yet sadly passionless Facebook generation
Feb 19th
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Do you happen to know your Myers-Briggs personality type? To what extent are you really disturbed, depressed, or inadequate? What are some of the themes that appear in your art? 
Feb 19th
The corner of lorimer and nassau on a weekend late morning is unbearably good-looking
Feb 19th
3 tags
Feb 19th
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1: knock knock 2: who’s there? 1: control freak. Now you say “control freak who?”
Feb 19th
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3 tags
Feb 19th
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knowledge is rather a dance floor for divine accidents
Feb 19th
no pin-up, no cheesecake, no hot stuff, just the unbearable purity of human existence to a degree that is even scaring me
Feb 19th
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Then I became friends with Charles Saatchi, and he said, “This is stupid. What are you doing?”
Feb 19th
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Anonymous asked: but i still listening to the voicemail like 5 times anyway
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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Hi. I’m Adam. I’m 26 and originally from California. I moved to NY a little over a year ago. I do yoga. Bikram yoga to be exact. I lived with two Bikram teachers in Cali, that’s how I got started. I work as a poker dealer. What do you do for work? How long have you lived in Ny? Are you enjoying the city ?
Feb 19th
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I think my ~crush~ butt dialed me at like 1:15 last night - i started drinking at 6 and was already asleep - but i still listened to the voicemail like 5 times anyway
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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He was but a bad translation
Feb 19th
Feb 18th
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Hey, you’ve got a big muffin there, guy
Feb 16th
New York has good restaurants, and you have cheap squash
Feb 16th
You look like a cool person but r u joking about being disturbed? Lol
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
3 tags
Feb 16th
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“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
Feb 15th
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http://youvegotmail.warnerbros.com/ →
OK I’M DONE OK
Feb 15th
Feb 15th
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/weve-got-mail-an-interactive-youve-got-mail-experi... →
Wish i didn’t already have plans tonight
Feb 15th
“Surrealist pantsuits”
Feb 15th
Well today already blows, might as well cap it off with a sure-to-be-miserable date OK I’M DONE OK
Feb 15th
Feb 15th
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23 1/2, rejected by schools, rejected by jobs, rejected by boys (won’t even honor that one with “men”), and it’s all downhill from here 
Feb 15th
Didn’t get into northwestern.  Woof, this does not bode well
Feb 15th
2 tags
Proposed edits to my okc profile suggested by...
The six things I could never do without Winter Unemployment Survival Guide 1. SweaterCats 2. The beach boys 3. House plants 4. A goodfestivehat 5. Slow-moving documentariesome variation of that face 6. bAaaaarg
Feb 15th
Both were a form of magic, both were a game of intricate enchantment and deception
Feb 14th