February 2012
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imagine a boot stamping on a face, eternally
“Spilling something/too intense”
Accidentally partially melted ANOTHER kitchen accessory, Ugh Why
You know what they say: unlucky in love, unlucky with fruit
Jerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?
Realized today explicitly what i think i already knew, which is that the last time i Took Care of Myself, health-wise, was when i was in a steady relationship,
Ugh how atypically typical
I heard Dead Guy With Two Names present Dead Guy’s Music Thing in Year at Chicago Place
Can someone invite me to the cindy sherman opening plz??
Ugh some presidents’ day, whole lot of Not Good News :( :( :(
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the overeducated yet sadly passionless Facebook generation
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Do you happen to know your Myers-Briggs personality type? To what extent are you really disturbed, depressed, or inadequate? What are some of the themes that appear in your art?
The corner of lorimer and nassau on a weekend late morning is unbearably good-looking
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1: knock knock 2: who’s there? 1: control freak. Now you say “control freak who?”
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knowledge is rather a dance floor for divine accidents
no pin-up, no cheesecake, no hot stuff, just the unbearable purity of human existence to a degree that is even scaring me
Then I became friends with Charles Saatchi, and he said, “This is stupid. What are you doing?”
Anonymous asked: but i still listening to the voicemail like 5 times anyway
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Hi. I’m Adam. I’m 26 and originally from California. I moved to NY a little over a year ago. I do yoga. Bikram yoga to be exact. I lived with two Bikram teachers in Cali, that’s how I got started. I work as a poker dealer. What do you do for work? How long have you lived in Ny? Are you enjoying the city ?
I think my ~crush~ butt dialed me at like 1:15 last night - i started drinking at 6 and was already asleep - but i still listened to the voicemail like 5 times anyway
He was but a bad translation
Hey, you’ve got a big muffin there, guy
New York has good restaurants, and you have cheap squash
You look like a cool person but r u joking about being disturbed? Lol
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“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
http://youvegotmail.warnerbros.com/ →
OK I’M DONE OK
/weve-got-mail-an-interactive-youve-got-mail-experi... →
Wish i didn’t already have plans tonight
“Surrealist pantsuits”
Well today already blows, might as well cap it off with a sure-to-be-miserable date
OK I’M DONE OK
23 1/2, rejected by schools, rejected by jobs, rejected by boys (won’t even honor that one with “men”), and it’s all downhill from here
Didn’t get into northwestern. Woof, this does not bode well
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Proposed edits to my okc profile suggested by...
The six things I could never do without
Winter Unemployment Survival Guide 1. SweaterCats 2. The beach boys 3. House plants 4. A goodfestivehat 5. Slow-moving documentariesome variation of that face 6. bAaaaarg
Both were a form of magic, both were a game of intricate enchantment and deception